Fuck Water H2O

Made of only premium ingredients, FuckWater is the perfect wingman. Whether you're going out on the town or staying in alone, you're never flying solo with FuckWater at your side. Because it's glycerin-free it never dries sticky. It's long-lasting, cleans up easily with water and delivers the perfect amount of lubrication every time. It's also paraben-free and made with the safest preservatives, so you're always clear for take off.